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Lorelai: Well, I can’t take it back to Yale. 
Luke: I’m not storing your microbe mattress, forget it. 
Lorelai: Well, then I’m stuck here. 
Luke: Fine, because I need my truck back. 
Lorelai: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress. 
Luke: I’m not taking the mattress. 
Lorelai: Then let me take the truck. 
Luke: But that means you take the mattress. 
Lorelai: I can’t take the mattress. 
Luke: Then you can’t have the truck. 
Lorelai: But that sticks you with the mattress. 
Luke: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress. 
Lorelai: I can’t take the mattress. 
Luke: Then you can’t have the truck. 
Lorelai: And that sticks you with the mattress. 
Luke: We’ve been here before. 
Lorelai: I recognize that tree.

Lorelai: Independence Inn.
Emily: You really should identify yourself when you answer the phone at work.
Lorelai: Sorry. Independence Inn, major disappointment speaking. Better?

Lorelai: Let’s just go back in there and see if anything’s weird, okay?
Rory: Okay.
Luke: Is everything okay?
Lorelai: Yes.
Luke: I’ll get the broom…
Rory: Well, that was a little weird.

Lorelai: You are stubborn.
Luke: I’m stubborn?
Lorelai: Yeah, you’re stubborn.
Luke: You’re Miss Flexibility over here?
Lorelai: Hey, I can be flexible.
Luke: Please.
Lorelai: I can. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Taylor: Late again, are we?
Lorelai: Yes, I hope I’m not pregnant.
Taylor: Really, you should try to be more punctual, Lorelai. I banged the meeting in a half hour ago.
Lorelai: Dirty!

Emily: Well, let’s sit everyone. This is just wonderful. An education is the most important thing in the world, next to family.
Lorelai: And pie. Joke…Joke.

Lorelai: It’s 6 o’clock on Saturday morning!
Rory: Do you want to wear docks or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers.
Rory: Up please.
Lorelai: Rory, my heart. It is Saturday, the day of rest.
Rory: Sunday’s the day of rest.
Lorelai: Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Rory: Pre-rest?
Lorelai: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you’re rested enough to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That makes absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That’s because it’s 6 o’clock on Saturday morning.

Rory: How’s the spa?
Lorelai: Tranquil-
Rory: Really?
Lorelai: I wasn’t done. Tranquilizers will be required if I have to spend one more minute with my mother.

Lorelai Mmm. Kick-ass wine.
Emily: How poetic.
Lorelai: It’s got a nice smell: earthy, vibrant. I can taste the Italians’ feet.
Richard: It’s Bordeaux. It’s French.
Lorelai: Um, what’s an Italian foot doing in a French wine?

Emily: She and Charles were second cousins.
Lorelai: Ew, what?
Emily: Oh, don’t act so scandalized. It was not at all uncommon for prominent families to keep the bloodlines closed.
Lorelai: Keeping the bloodlines closed. Is that what we’re calling it?
Emily: Well, what would you call it?
Lorelai: Oh, I don’t know. How about “Good morning, Appalachia, I got a mighty cute sister and an extra set of toes.”

P.S. Make sure to watch the series premiere of Parenthood tonight at 10/9c on NBC